Black Dynamite is one of the baddest muthas to walk the earth since Dolemite. Do yo homework, kids. Dolemite.

Dynamite

Don’t buy this movie.

I don’t care if you like the video game it is based on. Do not buy this movie.

Do not buy it because you think you’ll enjoy it because you enjoyed the video game. You will not enjoy it. You will, however, be amazed at how something about aliens that take over the bodies of human beings and twist them into freakish flesh eating monsters is turned into something boring. The characters are stupid. There’s no sugar coating that. The heroine of our story wants to let a biological hazard in a space ship full of healthy human bodies while the captain of the ship knows what’s up.
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