Jennifer's Body

[Joss]

Jennifer's Body is really just a teenage high school drama movie with Megan Fox eating people. I doubt I need to say more, but for the reviews sake, I will.

We'll start with the acting. It's pretty subpar, and pretty much what you expect from a movie of this type. Except for Megan Fox, as far as I can tell with doing no research there are no other big names in this film. The "kids" more or less play their highschool roles pretty stereotypically, and did I mention Megan Fox is not only gorgeous but she eats people?

The plot is also pretty thin. Right from the get go, you can start guessing what's going to happen. From Megan Fox (Jennifer) getting set up to have a demon penetrate her to when she goes after the main characters boytoy, it's all pretty guessable.

One of the main highlights for me in this movie beyond Megan Fox eating people is main lead male character. Throughout the entire movie, all I could imagine was that it was Pip in high school.

This is the best picture I could find of him in a moments notice, but he has many other scenes where he's very resemblant to young Pip. Especially the 4 minutes of sex he has, that's pretty spot on too.

The gore in this movie is plentiful. From Jennifer spewing up black viscous bile while covered in blood to her reducing a goth boy to "lasaghna with teeth", it's definitely a highlight of this movie. While not slasher-gore levels, it's definitely got enough to supplement that need from people.

Megan Fox has a swimming in the buff scene too, but unfortunately, they don't show anything. A couple close cleavage shots too, but alas, that's it. But damn she wears some banging clothes.

Worth watching but probably never again. I give it 6 out of 10 (would be 5, but fuck if Megan Foxs' hotness doesn't give it an extra point.)

[dr. shitlizard]

So it basically boils down to ogling Megan Fox, with a tiny smidge of movie on the side? Like every Megan Fox flick ever?

Cool.

[Anya]

I only know of three movies Megan Fox is in. Jennifer's Body and Transformers 1 and 2. I thought about seeing this, but I'm not sure I even like Megan Fox enough to see it.

[Dar]

I only watched it because I like oogling Megan Fox. For those purposes, it was a good movie. Except they do make her look ugly in some scenes, which is a real bummer. I know that it being a Diablo Cody movie was a selling point too, but I found the dialogue to be really annoying. I also found the teenspeak in Juno to also be annoying, but I guess if you didn't and actually found that eye rolling shit entertaining, you should give this movie a try.

Reminds me of Teeth. Anyone seen Teeth? The only people I can find who likes Teeth are girls.

[Shalashaska]

Ah, Teeth.

The whole cave scene is vicious, but so is the dog eating some dude's member.

Jennifer's Body is as follows: cleavage, girl-on-girl make out scene, goth kid gets eaten, cleavage, Indian kid gets eaten, "ow, my tit" END.

[mouse_click]

...that looks just like the cover to the first book of the "true blood" series >.>



anyways, i think i'd watch it, just to see megan fox eat people XD OMNOMNOM!

[Lunar Shadow]

Originally Posted by mouse_click

...that looks just like the cover to the first book of the "true blood" series >.>



anyways, i think i'd watch it, just to see megan fox eat people XD OMNOMNOM!

I misread that as "megan fox eat people out"

[Delve]

This soft core porn of a movie was not what I expected. Poor Megan Fox had to make out with a bunch of weird looking second rate actors. They're probably considered lucky though.

Once again sex and violence have not mixed well in this feature. Was only worth watching once and only once in ipod video.

[pariah]

Just weirded out by her crazy thumbs. Those babies could have their own horror movie of their own.