Bubble Butt Idiot

[Vulcan]

If you know me, you would know of the girl with the huge butt I used to internet-date.

(14:03:17) xxFADET0BLACKxx: im listening to all the songs that are gonna make me cry.
(14:03:26) xxFADET0BLACKxx: just because im pathetic like that]
(14:04:37) Vulccaneer: That's what I don't get. Why do people listen to songs like that? They actually want to cry?
(14:04:44) xxFADET0BLACKxx: not really.
(14:04:48) xxFADET0BLACKxx: it brings up memories.
(14:04:56) xxFADET0BLACKxx: and your happy to remember them
(14:05:02) xxFADET0BLACKxx: but sad that they wont ever happen again
(14:05:20) Vulccaneer: So a song about killing yourself brings up happy memories? Wow.
(14:05:24) xxFADET0BLACKxx: no.
(14:05:47) xxFADET0BLACKxx: im talking about songgs that are memorable cause of something in life.
(14:06:00) xxFADET0BLACKxx: like right now im listening to nothing else matters by metallica.
(14:06:05) xxFADET0BLACKxx: because reaper sang it to me.
(14:06:21) xxFADET0BLACKxx: and I really want him back.
(14:06:33) xxFADET0BLACKxx: i want small moments like that to happen again
(14:06:47) Vulccaneer: Well, don't sit around listening to music recalling the old memories, make new ones.
(14:06:54) xxFADET0BLACKxx: i dont want to.
(14:07:04) xxFADET0BLACKxx: i like listening to the songs that remind me of him
(14:07:08) xxFADET0BLACKxx: it gives me some hope.
(14:08:09) Vulccaneer: So, you don't want to make new happy memories, yet you like listening to songs that cause you to remember them?
(14:08:21) xxFADET0BLACKxx: yes.
(14:08:35) xxFADET0BLACKxx: i like the memories so mmuch that illsit at home
(14:08:49) xxFADET0BLACKxx: and just remember the most perfect days of my life.
(14:08:55) xxFADET0BLACKxx: it couldnt have gotten any better.
(14:09:07) Vulccaneer: Believe it or not, no day is perfect.
(14:09:11) Vulccaneer: It could have gotten better.
(14:09:16) xxFADET0BLACKxx: and Hell come back soon.
(14:09:31) xxFADET0BLACKxx: umm you said no day is perfect
(14:09:35) xxFADET0BLACKxx: lol
(14:09:40) xxFADET0BLACKxx: so it couldnt have gotten any better
(14:09:51) xxFADET0BLACKxx: it was as close to perfect as it couldve been.
(14:09:56) xxFADET0BLACKxx: whats with your bad attitude today
(14:10:11) Vulccaneer: It's because this is me, now. >_>
(14:10:21) Vulccaneer: I'm just in a sad/bad attitude, lately.
(14:10:30) xxFADET0BLACKxx: sorry to hear that
(14:10:37) xxFADET0BLACKxx: but doesnt give you the right to be an ass.
(14:10:47) xxFADET0BLACKxx: im depressed but i still treat ym friends with respect
(14:10:51) Vulccaneer: I'm not being an ass, I'm just confused my your logic.
(14:11:11) Vulccaneer: by your*
(14:11:17) xxFADET0BLACKxx: yeah well your not me.
(14:11:21) xxFADET0BLACKxx: so you wont get it.
(14:11:34) Vulccaneer: I'm not "Emo". That's why I don't get it.
(14:12:02) xxFADET0BLACKxx: oh shut up.
(14:12:12) xxFADET0BLACKxx: this whole emo cassification is gay really.
(14:12:21) xxFADET0BLACKxx: everyone is gonna have their rough times in life
(14:12:39) Vulccaneer: Yet it's amazing how 70% of the teenage population is going through it RIGHT NOW.
(14:13:06) xxFADET0BLACKxx: okay, you are an ass.
(14:13:16) xxFADET0BLACKxx: stop being a god damn douche
(14:13:22) xxFADET0BLACKxx: or Ill just fucking block you.
(14:13:28) Vulccaneer: It's not that they are going through rough times, it's mainly them being posers.
(14:13:39) xxFADET0BLACKxx: TEENAGERS
(14:13:41) xxFADET0BLACKxx: HAVE
(14:13:42) xxFADET0BLACKxx: BAD
(14:13:43) xxFADET0BLACKxx: DAYS
(14:13:47) Vulccaneer: ADULTS
(14:13:48) Vulccaneer: HAVE
(14:13:49) Vulccaneer: BAD
(14:13:51) Vulccaneer: DAYS
(14:13:58) Vulccaneer: Yet I don't see my parents dressing all black.
(14:14:00) xxFADET0BLACKxx: yes but they are mature enough to know how to handle them asshole.
(14:14:19) xxFADET0BLACKxx: stop being a jerk.
(14:14:27) Vulccaneer: Then maybe teenagers should mature, as I'm tired of seeing immature assholes.
(14:14:32) xxFADET0BLACKxx: LIKE YOU??!!
(14:14:41) Vulccaneer: I'm not immature.
(14:14:46) xxFADET0BLACKxx: yes you are!!
(14:14:54) xxFADET0BLACKxx: just because your down and sad your arguing with me
(14:15:06) xxFADET0BLACKxx: about people who cry.
(14:15:07) Vulccaneer: No, that's not why. It's because I'm mad at how you've become over the years.
(14:15:15) xxFADET0BLACKxx: do you knwo how childish that is?
(14:15:22) xxFADET0BLACKxx: because im me now.
(14:15:33) xxFADET0BLACKxx: because I actually like remembering good times?
(14:15:39) Vulccaneer: You're being hung up in the past.
(14:15:43) Vulccaneer: It's done with. Make new memories.
(14:15:53) xxFADET0BLACKxx: i will. not like i can stop time idiot.
(14:16:05) xxFADET0BLACKxx: But its not like i wanna forget the past. the past made me who i am today.
(14:16:23) Vulccaneer: I never said you did.
(14:16:43) Vulccaneer: You're too busy remembering the past, how good it was, that you're not looking for the future's memories. And how to accomplish them.
(14:16:55) xxFADET0BLACKxx: well I dont really care. whatever happens happens
(14:17:05) xxFADET0BLACKxx: im not gonan go and try to make my future all perfect
(14:17:21) xxFADET0BLACKxx: i dotn even need to do shit right now
(14:17:32) Vulccaneer: Yes, you do. Get a good education.
(14:17:35) xxFADET0BLACKxx: right now at this moment all i ahve to do is enjoy being a teenager
(14:17:44) xxFADET0BLACKxx: ITS FUCKIGN SUNDAY so shut the hell up!
(14:17:49) Vulccaneer: You could study.
(14:17:49) xxFADET0BLACKxx: right at this moment
(14:17:56) xxFADET0BLACKxx: oh fuck studying i got all a's
(14:18:02) xxFADET0BLACKxx: i dont need to
(14:18:15) Vulccaneer: Yes. You do. No matter how good your grades, you need to improve your mind.
(14:19:00) Vulccaneer: My mother always tells me to pay attention in school because she didn't take advantage of it, and she wished she could've done better.
(14:19:22) Vulccaneer: These years are the most important of one's life. You don't need to waste them dressing in all black, while listening to screaming.
(14:19:24) xxFADET0BLACKxx: thats your mother.
(14:19:34) xxFADET0BLACKxx: yes and im ENJOYING it.
(14:19:41) xxFADET0BLACKxx: why the fuck should i cahnge yfor YOU
(14:19:54) Vulccaneer: Good luck enjoying being a bum, not knowing when your next meal'll be. Because that's YOUR future.
(14:20:00) Vulccaneer: I didn't say you should change for me.
(14:20:12) Vulccaneer: Just rethink how you are.
(14:20:39) xxFADET0BLACKxx: im nto gonna fucking change!!
(14:20:39) xxFADET0BLACKxx: im HAPPY
(14:20:46) xxFADET0BLACKxx: i have my down moments but hell thats LIFE
(14:20:49) xxFADET0BLACKxx: i like who i am
(14:20:54) xxFADET0BLACKxx: my friends do too
(14:21:03) xxFADET0BLACKxx: its only your stupid ass whos arguing
(14:21:08) xxFADET0BLACKxx: just because Im not perfect
(14:21:12) Vulccaneer: It takes two to argue.
(14:21:13) xxFADET0BLACKxx: and im not happy 24/7
(14:21:28) xxFADET0BLACKxx: ugh god your pathetic.
(14:21:32) Vulccaneer: Just like you.
(14:21:41) xxFADET0BLACKxx: what the fuck do you want me to do then almighty
(14:21:47) xxFADET0BLACKxx: wtf is wrong with you.
(14:22:02) xxFADET0BLACKxx: you just fucking snapped within a day
(14:22:13) Vulccaneer: It was building within me for years.
(14:22:19) xxFADET0BLACKxx: treating me like shit.
(14:22:23) xxFADET0BLACKxx: im not gonna become some bum
(14:22:33) xxFADET0BLACKxx: its not liek im failing school
(14:22:41) xxFADET0BLACKxx: im not becoming a bad person
(14:23:13) xxFADET0BLACKxx: i am doing my fair share in society and my family and treating my friends the way they should be treated
(14:23:38) Vulccaneer: That brings up a point I want to make.
(14:23:46) xxFADET0BLACKxx: im not going around and saying YOUR PATHETIC CAUSE YOU ARENT HOW I WANT YOU TO BE
(14:23:51) Vulccaneer: Yesterday you were saying how natural beauty should shine, right?
(14:24:09) xxFADET0BLACKxx: correct
(14:24:16) xxFADET0BLACKxx: it should show who the person is on the inside.
(14:24:39) Vulccaneer: No, that's INNER beauty. Natural beauty is what the person looks without make-up and all that jizz.
(14:25:05) xxFADET0BLACKxx: ugh jeexz sometime people are born looking like someone they dont feel liek on the inside
(14:25:20) xxFADET0BLACKxx: and need make up and all that good shit to feel like who they really are ment to be
(14:25:27) xxFADET0BLACKxx: like cross dressers
(14:25:27) Vulccaneer: So it so happens that nearly all teens look all despressed?
(14:25:38) xxFADET0BLACKxx: yeah soem fo them are doing it just to be trendy
(14:25:47) xxFADET0BLACKxx: but thats cause they are naturally born a retard.
(14:26:08) xxFADET0BLACKxx: so they are gonna look like a retard as well.
(14:28:04) xxFADET0BLACKxx: look if you dont like who i am fine.
(14:28:08) xxFADET0BLACKxx: you dont have to talk to me.
(14:28:14) xxFADET0BLACKxx: its not me who needs to change its you
(14:28:21) xxFADET0BLACKxx: being so judgemental of everyone
(14:28:36) xxFADET0BLACKxx: and angry at this world.
(14:28:36) xxFADET0BLACKxx: you need ot fuckign chillax
(14:28:46) xxFADET0BLACKxx: Realise that alot of people are really gay but you have to let them be.
(14:28:53) Vulccaneer: I don't need to change, I'm happy the way I am.
(14:28:57) xxFADET0BLACKxx: EXACTLY
(14:28:58) xxFADET0BLACKxx: THERE WE GO
(14:29:10) xxFADET0BLACKxx: AND IM HAPPY THE WAY I AM TOO.
(14:29:12) Vulccaneer: I never said you needed to change.
(14:29:16) xxFADET0BLACKxx: how did YOU like beign told to change HUH?
(14:29:18) xxFADET0BLACKxx: YES YOU ARE
(14:29:26) xxFADET0BLACKxx: you arent saying in direct words
(14:29:35) Vulccaneer: Actually, I didn't care for it.
(14:29:36) xxFADET0BLACKxx: but your saying that who i am now is not good enough
(14:29:42) Vulccaneer: So, you're putting words in my mouth.
(14:29:59) Vulccaneer: Well, I'm pretty sure employers won't take an emo punk.
(14:30:09) xxFADET0BLACKxx: oh my god..
(14:30:24) xxFADET0BLACKxx: once again
(14:30:24) xxFADET0BLACKxx: judgeemental.
(14:30:24) xxFADET0BLACKxx: grow up. seriously.
(14:30:45) Vulccaneer: I'm not the one getting all pissed off over an internet conversation.
(14:31:05) xxFADET0BLACKxx: ugh god fuck your right.
(14:31:13) xxFADET0BLACKxx: okay.

It was my first attempt. ;_;

[dr. shitlizard]

I'd still tap it.

[Xion]

Is that the chick who you said looked like Lindsy Lohan?

[Kyuuketsuki]

That was a good try. Try to do it again. ;[

[Joss]

Next time call her fat. Toss in some comments about black nail polish and Hitler and you'll be solid.

[ZombieG]

Emo is so fucking gay. This girl is talking about how she treats all her friends with respect, her family, whatever. If that's the case, what's so horrible about her life? She's a girl who refuses to move out of PMS, and she wears it like a crown.

What a bitch.

[Shroud]

Next time call her fat. Toss in some comments about black nail polish and Hitler and you'll be solid.

Cheese too.

[Vulcan]

Is that the chick who you said looked like Lindsy Lohan?


Well, she looks alot different, now. >_>

Thanks everyone for your ideas. :D

http://www.myspace.com/oh_shit_run Is her Myspace, for everyone to see her.

[ZombieG]

Oh my god. My eyes have been burnt through with Emo.

[dr. shitlizard]

Bearing the linkage in mind, I retort this statement.

I'd still tap it.

[Ferret]

My god. She said chillax. 0_0

[Xion]

Uck. Post a before and after picture, Vulcan.

[Zaben]

Liam is British, and he would tap even the Queen, so one can tell what that says about Liam.

[dr. shitlizard]

Only if she gave me the crown jewels afterwards.

[Vulcan]

Uck. Post a before and after picture, Vulcan.

http://photobucket.com/albums/v161/VulcanusDI/Brandie/ Hosts some before pics.

[Domo]

http://photobucket.com/albums/v161/VulcanusDI/Brandie/ Hosts some before pics.

Heres a sample on what I saw

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v161/VulcanusDI/Brandie/brandie.jpg

[Spawn]

Holy Emo!

[Xion]

That better not be your ass, Vulcan.

[Hayato]

rofl

[Vulcan]

That better not be your ass, Vulcan.

It's hers. >_>

[Xion]

*Finishes cleaning up the spooge on the floor*

Good.

[Vulcan]

Body: i swear to god, why do i even wake up in the morning.
why even bother smiling??
I have lost ALL hope of EVER being happy.
I have lost any hope of ever having a purpose in life as well.

within 10 months ,

3 friends have died.
2 family members have died.
1 friend has lost her child.
3 guys have led me to believe i was loved, which turned out to be lies.
I had to worry about some "blood clot" that was supposevly in my fucking leg.
I was physically taken advantage of w/o permission.
I lost someone that made me feel like i wasnt alone in this world.
I have been in and out of the fucking hospital for being dehydrated, or fucked up body parts.
I have been abused OVER and OVER again.
I have became bi polar and social anxiety disorder.
I got addicted to things I shouldnt have even taken.
NOW , one of the two only guys that have never done anything to hurt me is unconcious.

I am 15 fucking years old and emotionally unstable to begin with. then its like SMACK REALITY CHECK LIFE SUCKS all within 10 months. I cant even cry right now because i am soo dehydraded that crying makes me more sick. I have very few friends and even less who understand and help. Every day i have to wake up and remember who i am. remember that this is the life ive been given.

I cant take it. i honestly wish i had a gun to shoot myself with. I cant stand how many losses ive had and changes ive had to make in order for everyone to be happy. i continue to sacrifice everything i have for people to give me NOTHING and just tons of lonely nights where id cry myself to sleep in return.

Her newest bulletin. XD

[Xioz]

I'd still tap it.


Worrrrrrdddssss....

[Xion]

Did you see her emo pictures you fool?

[aly]

god you guys, thats just pathetic...



i can't help but laugh though!

[Ilikepeaches]

I'd still tap it.

Justg make sure you clean yourself well afterwards; Lord knows the last thing we need is Liam catching Emo on us. I heard its more infectious and deadly than AIDS.

[Zaben]

It is. My best friend is in a situation similar to Wesker. And Emo is trying to claim him. I'm beating it back with a stick and napalm, but it's a slow battle.

[Hsparks3]

Most emo chicks have droopy tits.

Apparently the more deluded you are mentally the less bouncy your boobs are.

[Ilikepeaches]

That could apply, but it seems that she needs a brush with death to realize that everything she has is better than what she has lost. Just from reading that I feel like going and crying in a corner. Not. She needs to learn that life is all about moving on. Yes, someone died. Now move on. It sucks hardcore, but if you're going to sit around and complain about it, you're simply forgetting to realize that they are never coming back. Whoopdee doo. People get tired of it, and eventually suicide is going to look like a really good option to her. In her case, I'm waiting for it. Earth can do alot better without weak people. Spend your time looking foward and being an optimist. Like you said Vulcan, make new memories. Lastly, If you want to save her, commit her to a mental institution. She'll hate it there, but she'll realize that certain people have it worse off than her. People die. It is part of life. Wake the fuck up and smell the coffee. She manages to wake up every morning to a home. Some people don't even have that; there are people dying for your country in another place, regardless of what's right and wrong, and to say the least, they go out and for their profession, they kill people. I can see how much that must suck. So tell her to take her head out of her ass and look around. It's time to move on.

BTW if you want me to talk to her there are two possible outcomes: suicide, or mental resurrection. If you want to take the chance go for it.

[Solitary Seraph]

Yeah, everytime I talk to you I want to kill myself, peaches...

[Vulcan]

That could apply, but it seems that she needs a brush with death to realize that everything she has is better than what she has lost. Just from reading that I feel like going and crying in a corner. Not. She needs to learn that life is all about moving on. Yes, someone died. Now move on. It sucks hardcore, but if you're going to sit around and complain about it, you're simply forgetting to realize that they are never coming back. Whoopdee doo. People get tired of it, and eventually suicide is going to look like a really good option to her. In her case, I'm waiting for it. Earth can do alot better without weak people. Spend your time looking foward and being an optimist. Like you said Vulcan, make new memories. Lastly, If you want to save her, commit her to a mental institution. She'll hate it there, but she'll realize that certain people have it worse off than her. People die. It is part of life. Wake the fuck up and smell the coffee. She manages to wake up every morning to a home. Some people don't even have that; there are people dying for your country in another place, regardless of what's right and wrong, and to say the least, they go out and for their profession, they kill people. I can see how much that must suck. So tell her to take her head out of her ass and look around. It's time to move on.

BTW if you want me to talk to her there are two possible outcomes: suicide, or mental resurrection. If you want to take the chance go for it.

I don't care if you want to talk to her, just be careful of her bitchy attitude.

[Ilikepeaches]

I have loss, at a younger age than her. I lost my grandparents, two uncles and a cousin when I was 9. I moved on. But because of the current "scene", its cool to be sad, and thats why shes still sad. Because its cool in High School to be sad. I was horribly close to them. It sucked, oh yes it did, but I got over it. The loop is difficult to get out of, but tell her she needs to move on, in more ways than one. TTYL mate.